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“Inferno, do you like cheese? If so, what kind of cheese? And I’m still confused by your use of the word ‘unmaimed’ or whatever.” –Spaz
“Every time I take a shit, I sneeze. Does this mean I am allergic to shitting?” –da5id
“hahaha….I thought you said biological twitching. btw….I’m tired of that kind of riddle.” –G Starr
“I could get a good look at a T-bone steak if I stuck my head up a bulls ass, wouldn’t you rather take the butchers word for it?” –Irish
“ent diablo: I had sex with your mother 9 months before you were born. ‘Nuff said. I <3 Stu” –Irish
“I take pride in sueing wired-abuse, maybe i shouldn’t sue them for what i am sueing them for, but i am gay. Crack is a fool.” –Stile (is it really?)
“I’m downloading the On The Prowl 95mb version. And yes, I’m on dial-up. Uhg.” –RegBarc112 (I feel your pain, bro)
“If football is called soccer in the States, then what’s soccer mean?” –KPC (don’t ask me, we call it soccer too. The Poms call it football. Football here is rugby.)
“well I think it’d make a lot of sense to take away all the xerox machines in the world because of all the plagarism and priacy….” -G Starr
“I love you man!” -Surebrec (this is getting worrying. Let’s hope it’s all Platonic.)
“Wow, I shouldnt have eaten so much chili. BRB, I need a fan…” –Tom
“Nice piece of eristic news for ya at www.smh.com.au – Heads you lose: jury tosses coin” –Bonhomme De Neige (that is scary… “only in America”)
“*hug* :)” –G Starr (one person for HAA Day! :)
“how fucking long is your haul to work everyday? sheesh” –Solo (I told you it was 2 hours each way!)
2:00am (GMT +10.00) tomorrow 
