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“*wink*.. yep.. *wink* – you know.” –SilverWeed
“codeine is really a GAY site, but i’m the only one who is able to realize it.” –Anonymous (Coward)
“I am a sophisticated love machine sent back through time with one mission, to pleasure TBA’s mother.” –tin
“I’m bored at work and feel like typing. Indulge me. :) La la la la la la la la la. Thank you, tip your waiter.” –atroxi
“I THINK I SHOT A LEPRECHAUN!” –russ (does that mean you still get the pot of gold?)
“Between downloading gay porn and messaging here Irish just doesnt have time for a social life” -Shakespear
“Inferno. Hear me. Tonight, it ends. No more. It ends. It must. Farewell.” -Zeffe
“The eagle has left the nest. The birds are migrating north. The square block has been put in the hole. Your days are numbered.” –Theseus :)
“I’m jackin off to gay porn with Wrongforum and TBA in a huge gangbang as I type this. Doesn’t that just make you so horney?” –Spaz (*shudder*)
“Interesting conspiracy…well I’m returning my startac organizer for a palm v. This thing has been disapointing indeed.” –Roosh (go the Palm! :)