S – M – S
“boo” –Ian
“If you choose to accept this message, your cell phone will self-destruct into little spiders that will crawl into your ears and an” –da5id
“Lollie pops own”, “Up with cheese!”, “Irish 0wnz” –spaz
“So how’s the tuna? I hear they’z in season this time of year! Bow. Now. How. Brown cow. More to come. — CUT TRANMISSION!!!” –spaz
“CUT THE TRANSMISSION DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU, I SAID <i><b>DAMN YOU</i></b>!!!! Damn you. — CUT TRANSMISSION BABY (oh yea)” –spaz
“Yay! Inferno is back, stu post my sms’s dammit!” –SilverWeed
“Nigga nigga get a table dance! (stern rules!)” –Tom
“Dear John: I have a dead alien, what should I do?” One word: Barbucue. –RegBarc112
“3 Hierarchical Menu Trees totally suck!” –Shakespear
“sms.. apparently?” –name
“`;]” –nikon
“I don’t see what’s so great about Aherdofturtles. He’s just gay… Wait!” –Chibi Knt
“there is a guy outside putting rocks on my mailbox. He has been working hard all day and I think he deserves some cookies. :)” –gstarr
“don’t be lazy! inferno! inferno! where are you! don’t give up! if you beleive in fairies, clap your hands!!” –gstarr
“I got five on it.” –DJ
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