SMS (Silly Messages Sent)

“I can’t find anything weird on e-bay…except real human teeth cufflinks. yuck.” –G.Starr
“Do aussies ever give a shit about our Super Bowl?  or our football in general?” –David
[No, not really… I mean you guys don’t care about the cricket or rugby world cups, or our AFL grand finals… Speaking of AFL, I bet most of you Yanks have absolutely no idea what it is]
“Bwaahahahahahaha! Haha! Ha!. =)” –Bonhomme de Neige [Snowman, from my scant knowledge of French. Il est fou.]
“check out www.iloveholly.com man she is hot!” –Alex Graettinger

Theseus speaks, in a startling trilogy of SMS prophecy:
AND THE LORD SAID UNTO MAN, THOU SHALT NOT TAKE AWAY THESEUS’ DOT
FOR HE WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER
AND KICK YOUR ASS, TOO

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