SMSes
Hope no one looks at my message history on the phone… there are some pretty weird ones on there now :)
Adam declares, “I like little boys. Also, read Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time or Gates of Fire by Steven Pressfield (?)” Is his role model Arthur C. Clarke? :)
“Why do cricketers always play with themsleves for the camera?” Riss notes.
Pr0N f13nd sends this blind link (I haven’t seen it, so tread with care): “Send people you hate to http://www.goatse.cx /”
Theseus has another declaration to make: “Britney Spears’ breasts make my peepee reach up, up, and away!”